jarnette

Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 3: Bulky - Turning the screws...

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Screws… What can I say about screws? Well, they’re pointy. Kind of a strange shape, if you think about it. Pretty good at affixing one thing to another thing. Usually wood, but you shouldn’t discount them for use in other projects. If you want to attach a doorknob to your kneecap you can’t really go wrong with ¾ inch cross counter, laminate, corking screw. I’m not going to lie, it’s going to hurt. But I’m just here to provide technical assistance. If the pain persists, consult a medical professional. Now, if we’re talking about a heavier duty project, like say attempting to patch a failing marriage, then in that case I would abandon screwing altogether. What you need to do is get yourself some industrial strength, separation proof, Spousal Epoxy Adhesive. Use with caution, however. Eternally bound together isn’t just a euphemism with this stuff.

#StuckOnYou

Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 1: Fish - The trials of retirement...

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Everyone makes financial preparations for retirement, well, most people do, okay, so only Cecil De Wontner II did, but really, that’s just how Cecil rolls, and who are we to say otherwise. The thing nobody makes preparations for, not even Cecil, is the crushing psychological toll of a vast lifetime of mindless drudgery ripped from your aged and decrepit fingertips in exchange for overwhelming freedom and the dreadful weight of time stretched out before you, with nothing to fill it with. It’s no wonder that retirement is the leading cause of death among most living homo sapiens. So don’t follow Cecil’s terrible example. Take the time you don’t have now to plan for the time you probably won’t want later. It could save your life.

#TimeToThinkAboutTheEndtime